My eyes. My unprudish F1 eyes.

Well after an interesting F1 week. Where all my best F1 plans had quite literally gone to the dogs or in this case the hospital.

I was getting prepared for another F1 week until Monaco.

Then I decided to clear out some emails.

This was a bad move.

I found an email sent to me in 2006.

With a link called Things to come.

Now I knew it was something F1 related because of the person who sent it to me.

Now this email was technically some F1 fan fiction.

That is nothing bad until I read on.

Because it was f1 fan fiction with a twist.

More a man on man sexy twist.

It was basically slash porn.

Slash in jist is written fiction involving real life celebrities or TV show characters.

It usually involves people from the same sex.

I explain it in more detail here.

Now has promised in the video.

I am going to give you some snippets of "Things to come"

It involves Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen. (It was 2006)

(This photo may not be the best in hindsight)...In your end....do

Now I can't give you the really juicy stuff because I don't fancy getting banned from blogger anytime soon.

But if you are really desperate to read the more lewd version. I can email it you.

But here is the more interesting (Less rude) and slightly more wrong pieces of dialogue.

"Damn it, Kimi, stop playing around and unlock the bloody cuffs. What if Ron or someone else finds me," Fernando spluttered.

"That doesn't mean I'm not going to punish you. I'm still annoyed with you for cutting off all your lovely hair."

Fernando looked up at Kimi, "You'll enjoy me coming from behind ... to win."

The atmosphere thick with promise, Kimi stared into Fernando's laughing eyes and slowly raised the zip over taut white cotton.

My eyes still haven't recovered.

My mouth still can't stop laughing.

I need to know if this is still going on 2011.

Who is classed has F1 slash totty these days?

Well especially now that Kimi is gone....

So thoughts/views and opinions really welcome.

I am sorry that it's a more ruder post this week.

Even the most depraved F1 subjects have to be tackled at some point.

So you can comment below or on the youtube video.

You can also message me at squiffany87@gmail.com or on twitter @squiffany.