My eyes. My unprudish F1 eyes.

Well after an interesting F1 week. Where all my best F1 plans had quite literally gone to the dogs or in this case the hospital.

I was getting prepared for another F1 week until Monaco.

Then I decided to clear out some emails.

This was a bad move.

I found an email sent to me in 2006.

With a link called Things to come.

Now I knew it was something F1 related because of the person who sent it to me.

Now this email was technically some F1 fan fiction.

That is nothing bad until I read on.

Because it was f1 fan fiction with a twist.

More a man on man sexy twist.

It was basically slash porn.

Slash in jist is written fiction involving real life celebrities or TV show characters.

It usually involves people from the same sex.

I explain it in more detail here.

Now has promised in the video.

I am going to give you some snippets of "Things to come"

It involves Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen. (It was 2006)

(This photo may not be the best in hindsight)...In your end....do

Now I can't give you the really juicy stuff because I don't fancy getting banned from blogger anytime soon.

But if you are really desperate to read the more lewd version. I can email it you.

But here is the more interesting (Less rude) and slightly more wrong pieces of dialogue.

"Damn it, Kimi, stop playing around and unlock the bloody cuffs. What if Ron or someone else finds me," Fernando spluttered.

"That doesn't mean I'm not going to punish you. I'm still annoyed with you for cutting off all your lovely hair."

Fernando looked up at Kimi, "You'll enjoy me coming from behind ... to win."

The atmosphere thick with promise, Kimi stared into Fernando's laughing eyes and slowly raised the zip over taut white cotton.

My eyes still haven't recovered.

My mouth still can't stop laughing.

I need to know if this is still going on 2011.

Who is classed has F1 slash totty these days?

Well especially now that Kimi is gone....

So thoughts/views and opinions really welcome.

I am sorry that it's a more ruder post this week.

Even the most depraved F1 subjects have to be tackled at some point.

So you can comment below or on the youtube video.

You can also message me at squiffany87@gmail.com or on twitter @squiffany.

F1 Fitty (Well cutie) of the week

Hey Bloggers

I totally forgot about my F1 Fitty of the week.

So now I have remembered here he is.

After his performance of two weekend's ago.

I present to you.

Sergio Perez.

Driver for the Sauber team.

Now he is a young fitty.

Being only 21,

but that means that he's going to go from cute to fit in about 5 years time.

So if I am still writing this blog then, I may be coming back to talk about the fitness of Mr Perez.

With his dark hair, brown eyes and beautiful smile.

Sergio is one sexy Mexican.

Hubba Hubba

Do you have a F1 fitty of the week you want to talk about?

Email me at squiffany87@gmail.com

Geek girl's guide to F1.

Hello bloggers.
Hope your day was lovely.

With the start of the championship literally days away. It's time to get gadget girl Tiff up to date.

What I mean by that is, I work a lot of the time and sometimes work or life will clash with a practice, qualifying or a race.

So I need to be gadget-ed up.

Now with more technology then ever I need to be sure not to miss a moment of F1.

Now I don't have a HD telly (Though if anyone would like to send me a free one I wouldn't turn it down) so F1 coverage for me will still be in standard definition. Not a bad thing but the Tv and laptop are ready for an F1 showdown.

I have my twitter ready and waiting. Last year I only used twitter on the web. Now with my Samsung Galaxy smartphone so I have twitter on the move. Perfect for catching up with F1 jokes, up to minute reports and trying to talk to F1 related celebrities.

Now this week Android have finally released an F1 timing app. and the best thing is that it is free.

So I can even catch up to the minute timings from every race.

Can even check the weather, wind speed and humidity too. Result.

Now for entertainment purposes I have joined the F1 Badger fantasy F1 league.
Picking F1 teams and driver with fantasy money.
Fun but also exciting trying to beat F1 friends.

FemaleFormulaFun has a friends league too.
So if you join F1 badger you can enter my friend league.

Join here and when you have signed up
http://badgergp.com/fantasygp/

Go onto friends leagues and add yourself to FemaleFormulaFun and use password HMvAdE

So with technology just about covered, the only thing left to do is to get things ready for a ^am start.

Coffee, sweeties and maybe some matchsticks.

Follow me on twitter @squiffany