Showing posts with label Nicole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nicole. Show all posts

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

The Schadenfreude of Lewis Hamilton's wardrobe.

Now normally FFF isn't really that Bitchy but after a conversation with Vicky (Or F1_Obsessive) we got to talking about the schadenfreude that is Lewis Hamiton's wardrobe.

Now for those who don't know what schadenfreude is.
It's basically enjoying the misfortune of others.

Avenue Q and Adam Hills describe it better then I can.



Watch from 2.30 in for Adam Hills take on schadenfreude.


Me and Vikki enjoy the schadenfreude of Lewis Hamilton's wardrobe so much.
We made a top ten.
With comments.

(For ease of use. My comments are in red and Vicky's are in green)

Picture One.


To be honest. This is how I dress when going to Tesco. Then again there is less chance of me getting papped. MUST TRY HARDER. 


I think it's the childish sulky face that really sets this ensemble off. And the hood up? Unless your looting the place it's hardly necessary. 


Picture Two.



Oversized clothes + poncy pictures = Man trying too hard. 


Notorious H.A.M seriously wants to be a rapper and given recent events, we may be in 'luck'. Gains points in this one for achieving the look of a starstruck (and short) fanboy. 

Picture Three.



Lewis has at least some excuse for this photo.  He is after all promoting Reebok. However it does look like someone may have puked on his shoulders though. Should been paid more. 


Maybe head and shoulders were a better sponsor choice after all. At least he has the self-respect to look fairly depressed in this situation.

Picture Four.


To be honest Nicole's horrible shoes distracted me from Lewis's man bag. This can only be a good thing. 


Made for each other, these two. Both looking equally terrible. I'm just hoping McLaren don't have the bright idea of making team hats that look like that. Run, Jenson, run!

Picture Five.


We have all been there. Just one colour catcher could have saved Lewis from dinghy whites. 


Even Nicole has the audacity to look disgusted with him here. Maybe he's just told her what he's doing with his hand in his pocket.

Picture Six.


Does he own just one pair of trackies? Reebok, give Lewis some more. 


The trackies, the twat hat, the hood-up, the cold dead eyes as they smile. - It's all there.

Picture Seven.


A shiny jacket and shorts doth makes a sun reflector plausible. 


As if the shiny, highly flammable fabric isn't enough, they are shorts. Note the body language in the foot area: that of a child caught pushing a sibling down the stairs. (Felipe baby?)

Picture Eight.


My eyes hurt. That is all. May my retina's burn in hell.


You would need sunglasses that dense to view his outfit choice. Good grief.

Picture Nine.


Ah crushed velvet. My arch Nemesis.


Was this when the happy bubble burst? Also, those shoes look like they're held together with masking tape. Not a good look. 

Picture Ten.


So that's where all the left over material from prom dresses goes?


I'm struggling here because I don't know how to spell the noise I made upon seeing this picture. Just...Just...Awful. 

Now I know that we may seem harsh on Lewis but I promise it's all in good fun.
After all that's schadenfreude.

Feel free to comment below or talk to us on twitter @squiffany and @F1_Obsessive.


Tuesday, 22 November 2011

The Lewis Hamilton approach to dealing with Ex-Girlfriends.




Secretly has much as I am not the biggest fan of Lewis.
It's pictures like this that tell the biggest story.

Sadly it seems just like on track, Lewis Hamilton just can't seem to deal with real world.
That includes his relationships.

So now it seems finally official that Nicole and Lewis are finally over it means I am going to have to actually have to find a new F1 couple to mock and make fun out of.
Balls.

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

In the gossip magazines this week.

Hello all.
Hope your all good.

Now Tuesday's are a great day for me.
Mainly because like today I'm off work (Yay) but even better for me it's mag day.
So I get to toddle off to the shop's and buy all the trashy girly mags my tiny hands can carry.

What I love about these magazines is how Formula One gets a subtle mention now and again.
But of course not to do with the fact they are talented drivers.
It's how attractive or which famous celebrity they have been linked to.
It's the apparently the only way to get girls liking F1.
Well it's not far wrong...

So welcome to the start of Formula One Mag watch.

Of course I can't read every magazine so if you find a F1 face I have missed then email me at squiffany87@gmail.com
Credit of course will be given :)

So this week.
March 15th
We have two spots but they are of the same driver so I will just mention the one mag instead. Mainly so I don't bore you to tears.

In this week's More magazine Alan Carr was interviewing Nicole schhhhhhslingerrr. (Yes That's how I'm gonna spell it)
Girlfriend of Lewis Hamilton.
Well she does have a single to promote.

So of course Mr Hamilton was mentioned.
Quite a bit. (Yawn)


But the funnest bit of the whole interview was this photo.
Do you think Nicole knows that isn't Lewis's car.
It's the wrong colour for a start....
Girlfriends promoting wrong teams.
Priceless.

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