Now for those who don't know what schadenfreude is.
It's basically enjoying the misfortune of others.
Avenue Q and Adam Hills describe it better then I can.
Watch from 2.30 in for Adam Hills take on schadenfreude.
Me and Vikki enjoy the schadenfreude of Lewis Hamilton's wardrobe so much.
We made a top ten.
With comments.
(For ease of use. My comments are in red and Vicky's are in green)
Picture One.
To be honest. This is how I dress when going to Tesco. Then again there is less chance of me getting papped. MUST TRY HARDER.
I think it's the childish sulky face that really sets this ensemble off. And the hood up? Unless your looting the place it's hardly necessary.
Picture Two.
Oversized clothes + poncy pictures = Man trying too hard.
Notorious H.A.M seriously wants to be a rapper and given recent events, we may be in 'luck'. Gains points in this one for achieving the look of a starstruck (and short) fanboy.
Picture Three.
Lewis has at least some excuse for this photo. He is after all promoting Reebok. However it does look like someone may have puked on his shoulders though. Should been paid more.
Maybe head and shoulders were a better sponsor choice after all. At least he has the self-respect to look fairly depressed in this situation.
Picture Four.
To be honest Nicole's horrible shoes distracted me from Lewis's man bag. This can only be a good thing.
Made for each other, these two. Both looking equally terrible. I'm just hoping McLaren don't have the bright idea of making team hats that look like that. Run, Jenson, run!
Picture Five.
We have all been there. Just one colour catcher could have saved Lewis from dinghy whites.
Even Nicole has the audacity to look disgusted with him here. Maybe he's just told her what he's doing with his hand in his pocket.
Picture Six.
Does he own just one pair of trackies? Reebok, give Lewis some more.
The trackies, the twat hat, the hood-up, the cold dead eyes as they smile. - It's all there.
Picture Seven.
A shiny jacket and shorts doth makes a sun reflector plausible.
As if the shiny, highly flammable fabric isn't enough, they are shorts. Note the body language in the foot area: that of a child caught pushing a sibling down the stairs. (Felipe baby?)
Picture Eight.
My eyes hurt. That is all. May my retina's burn in hell.
You would need sunglasses that dense to view his outfit choice. Good grief.
Picture Nine.
Ah crushed velvet. My arch Nemesis.
Was this when the happy bubble burst? Also, those shoes look like they're held together with masking tape. Not a good look.
Picture Ten.
So that's where all the left over material from prom dresses goes?
I'm struggling here because I don't know how to spell the noise I made upon seeing this picture. Just...Just...Awful.
Now I know that we may seem harsh on Lewis but I promise it's all in good fun.
After all that's schadenfreude.
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