Top five F1 comedy moments.

Now this week is the anniversary of the first time I watched Formula One.

Now it's not a celebratory number like 20 or 30 years but I'm very proud to reach my 13th year of Formula One.

So this week is the start of a top five posts series.
In which I pick my top five moments in the last thirteen years

Now this post is my top five comedy moments.
Now I have an odd sense of humour.
A combination of my mum's sarcasm and my dad's dark sadistic humour.

Some of your favourite moments may not be in here (But I would like to hear what are yours), but seeing these five clips always make me smile.

Korea 2010: Felipe Massa

Because people falling over is quite funny.




Brazil 2002: Nick Heidfeld

Watch out for that Dooooooooooor!!


Brazil 2006: Kimi Raikkonen

Poo talk on ITV.


Hungary 2011: British fan

It took one man to say what we were all thinking.


Malaysia 2009: Felipe Massa

Because the British know what to say in a crisis.


That's what I love about F1, no matter how serious the sport gets. Comedy arises from somewhere.
Not just from Eddie Jordan's shirts.

F1 Fitty of the week.

Since he had a bad week last weekend.
I mean a fourth place finish is just tragic considering his recent winning streak. (Please detect the hint of sarcasm in that sentence)
So to cheer him up.

My fitty of the week is Sebastian Vettel.

Now this blonde haired, blue eyed German.
Is just  twenty four years old, so there is still years of beautiful-ness to come.

But Sebastian is not just a cute, pretty face.
Oh no... He is also the youngest Formula One champion ever.
Not only that but he is the youngest Formula One race winner, youngest person to drive a race and youngest pole sitter. I could go on with all of Sebastian's record achievements, but I would be here all day.

So not only is Sebastian young and pretty but he is also fast too.
On Top Gear UK last month Vettel became the fastest Formula One driver in a reasonably priced car, beating the old stig and old timer Rubens Barrichello.


One of the best things about Sebastian though has to be his sense of humour.
The stereotype is that German's don't tend have a sense of humour but after years of watching British comedies like Faulty towers and Little Britain. I think we can say Sebastian knows how to have a laugh or two.
I like to think the British helped with that.


Joking with Alonso.


Joking about blow up dolls.
(My twitter friend took this video. Follow her at PeachyF1 on twitter)

But like most Formula One drivers they do have hidden talents.
Playing the guitar is Sebastian's.

Or maybe not...
Maybe less time winning some races and more time practicing Sebastian. :)

So Sebastian Vettel.
Cute, pretty, funny, fast and talented.
What more would you what out of a F1 Fitty of the week?

The Alonso advert.

So Fernando Alonso is on our Telly box lately doing some promoting for the new Fiat 500 twin air.
Now what I love... is the version of Fernando Alonso the Brits get.

So this is what the Italians get.


This is what the Spanish get.


And this what the UK gets.


Now I have a slight suspicion (Detect the sarcasm) that poor little Fernando has been dubbed.
Mainly because he sounds like Speedy Gonzales.
Not like the normal Alonso who is normally heard just whinging and moaning
But don't worry people of the UK because he also dubbed in German too. Hoorah.

And the German advert actually makes Alonso sound sinister.
*Shivers*



Next time advertisers.
If you know a Formula One driver can speak multiple languages.
Just get them to do the advert in all the languages.

Even if it does mean that you will have to sack the Speedy Gonzales voice over man.

F1 Fitty of the week.

So time for another F1 fitty of the week.

Now no F1 fitty of the week would be complete with Britney.

No not that Britney.

I mean this Britney or to by his real name, Nico Rosberg.

Nico is half German, half Finnish and 100% beautiful.

Not only is Nico quite hot.

He is also very clever.

He can speak five different languages and before joining the world of motorsport was offered a place at imperial college London to study aerodynamics.

Pretty and clever. Win

Oh by the way.

He can drive an F1 car too and beat a seven time world Formula One champion whilst he is at it.